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Customer: ‘Can I have a mojito’
Tim (who I’m sure would have loved a mojito as well by that time, considering how busy his shop has been as of lately): ‘Do you mean mocha?’
Customer: ‘No-oh. A mojito. A caramel mojito’
Yeah, macchiato is a very hard word. Nice guesswork, Tim.